nobody ever proven that life is a serious thing - thus i would advise you to sit back, relax and enjoy my company in a private room, i have a strong feeling you won't regret it.
Turn-ons:
my sexual appetite cannot be satisfied - all i want is sex! preferably right now! - come and guide my hands through the land of desire.
Turn-offs:
i like guys with sense of courtesy. please do not be rude.